Globoco Asylum (an Asylum Challenge) COMPLETE

[Antilife]

LOL! That's funny diz. Well kate, if you acomplish Benj's LTW you could probably turn the Assylum into a legacy. ;D

[DejAng3l]

oh kate, i've been enjoy your story. it's just too funny that there's so many fires. Those poor poor dead sims, they just all have to gather around every fire don't they...LOL. Well I'm looking forward to seeing more when you have time to update. That picture of Jo sleeping on the floor is too cute, even thought a bit sad. Selma and Austen just keeps making babies huh? LOL.

[Piñacolada]

Yayyyy two[/u] updates!!

And two babies! Haha!
Aww poor Jo though... I do hope his little brother/sister doesn't get as neglected as he did!

[Kate]

Sorry guys for the serious lack of updates - have been really really busy with University, and have rarely had time to log on here. Too much reading and too many essays are to blame.

I hope to update when I get more free time - I have a reading week soon - so perhaps it might be sooner rather than later?

[DejAng3l]

hey kate, it's okay, i know, we all get busy with real life. especially college, i remember how hectic my college days were and yet i don't remember having as much free time as i did during college..LOL...those were definitely the days...I miss college.

[Piñacolada]

Hey Kate!

As I said in Dizzy's thread, don't worry, I know exactly how you feel. Work is just taking up ALL of my time at the moment.

It's a shame we're all so busy nowadays But it happens....

Hope you find some time to play at some point so I can read when I get a moment!!

[Kate]

Thought it was about time I updated

GLOBOCO ASYLUM CHALLENGE: PART TEN

Previously, on the Globoco Asylum...
I highly recommend reading back (like I just had to) as
otherwise you might not remember what has happened!

Part One | Part Two | Part Three | Part Four | Part Five | Part Six
Part Seven | Part Eight | Part Nine



Benji: Pick a card, any card, and I will amaze and astound you. *waves arms*

Derek: You have no cards...?

Me: Benji, you are a lousy magician. *head desk*



Selma + her face-plate of doom = Best Friends 4 ever



I just liked Ben's face in this ^_^

(pssst... guess who is still paying attention to Jo, and who isn't?!)



Benji: ...What the??!

Derek: Hay Baby Jo, wanna do somethin'?

Baby Jo: HEHE

Benji: WHAAAAAAT?!? I'm supposed to be the only one looking after this child, not Derek!



Selma: HAI GUISE, I WAS JUST TALKING TO MY BUDDY HERE.

Me: In your underwear?

Selma: YUP

Me: IN THE SNOW?!

Selma: YUP

Me: Oh gosh.



Benji: Oh no, where have I gone?



Benji: HERE I AM!



Baby Jo: Hehehehehehehe!!!!!!



Austen isn't feeling awkward here, nope. Just look at the smile on his face.

Austen: I secretly want to turn round and watch.

Me: Please keep those thoughts to yourself, dear.



Baby Jo: ATTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENTION

Gill: *snores*



Benji: Why do I have to use this thing?

Me: Because you won it as a career reward. It'll just sit there if I don't make you use it.

Benji: Ok then... *seconds later* AA-aa-AA-aa-AA-hh-HH-HH!!!!!

Me: Ehehehehe!



Wow, is Gill really that scary, Austen??!

(Hi there, Ghost!Lindsey!)

Oh, why is Baby Jo throwing his child-like arms in the air??! Wait, CHILD-LIKE?!?



Baby Jo grew up! He's now worthy of the title: Child Jo!

He didn't grow up so well though I'm not surprised to be honest...



...He doesn't mind growing up horribly!

Child Jo: OH YEAH I'm older! *throws a hissy-fit with a big smile on his face*

(For those who are a bit confused, normal Sim-children throw NORMAL hissy-fits with an angry expression. Jo however, does not)



I'm not sure you should be thinking that of your own son, Selma.

Child Jo: LA LA LA I'm using the toilet!!!!! *GRIN*

Ghost!Millie: People just don't look after their kids these days. *sigh*



Ghost!Phoebe: TAKE THAT! For hating on your first born.

Child Jo: What's going on? D:



Selma clearly experiences a bout of "teh crazy" after being scared by Ghost!Phoebe.



Ghost!Millie: TAKE THIS! For hating on your first born, and then turning into a loony after being scared by a stalker-friend of mine.



Selma: WOW I'M PREGNANT??!

...And we end this update with a POP! ;D

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Will all of these ghost hauntings bring on an early labour for Selma?
Is Derek going to slowly take over from Benjamin as "Dad-to-Jo"?
Should I update a bit faster? (Uni and work permitting)
Next time, will I remember to copy and paste my Photobucket links properly?
(I swear I haven't been away for that long and they've changed the whole bloody site completely)

Find out in the next part of the Globoco Asylum!

[Piñacolada]

Yayy a Kate update!!

And am gonna go update mine in a mo too.. so two asylum updates tonight for looking CF readers! Hehe.

I loved it! Feel sorry for poor little Jo though I really hope Selma's new baby has a better time of it than he did!!

P.S I don't like the new photbucket design either

[Kate]

Hehehe! Yay, I shall go read your update in a minute ^_^

I love Baby/Child Jo, he's one of the cutest Sims I've ever had! To be honest though, I think I'm going to need a miracle to make Gill & Selma better parents.

Glad I'm not the only one who feels like that about the new Photobucket layout

Thanks for your comments!

[Kate]

I'm updating again, simply because I only have a few more updates left and I want to get this finished before Christmas. I'm on the right track, methinks.

GLOBOCO ASYLUM CHALLENGE: PART ELEVEN

Previously, on the Globoco Asylum...

Part One | Part Two | Part Three | Part Four | Part Five | Part Six
Part Seven | Part Eight | Part Nine | Part Ten



Hey, Ghost!Lizzie, Jo certainly doesn’t deserve that



Austen: What are you wearing, child?
Jo: *pouts*
Me: I love it, it’s funny!
Austen: But it’s pink… and dragon-y.
Me: That’s why I like it!
Jo: *still pouting*



Despite Austen’s comments, Jo is a nice little boy.



I can smell the end… it’s nearing… HOORAH!

Well done Benji ^_^



Ok, so I have to admit that even though I was a bit reluctant to see Derek bonding with Jo instead of Benji… I’m quite happy about it now.

Team Derek!



Oh, and I know this is a random photo… but I just had to remove the gravestones.

The ghosts will no longer cause deaths, thank goodness.

Also ignore the fact that I didn’t have the new version of the CEP here



Bald-guy: I’ve come to offer you a Gym membership!
Benji: YAY, thanks.
Me: Haven’t I seen you before?



Benji wants YOU to vote Globoco.



A random woman walks past and, because I was bored at this point, I command Benji to talk to her.

Benji: Hi, my name’s Benjamin and I’m currently a patient of the Globoco Asylum.
Woman: I see!



I honestly think she should be in the asylum with dress sense like that.

Austen: I have NEVER seen the light of day. The moon? The stars? PAH! Figments of the imagination.
Benji: SOOOOOOOOOOOO not true.



Benjamin = young at heart ♥



Can’t say I’m surprised, because I’m not.

Selma fails at being a romance Sim



Jo: HEHEHEHE blocks!!
Derek: Awwww, woman that I just met five minutes ago, lets hug!
Woman: I can think of plenty of ways of how to kill you.



Benji: Will this get you to vote Globoco?!
Me: YES, YES, A THOUSAND TIMES YES.



Jo: GOOOO DAD BENJAMIN, WOO! You’re awesome!



An example of Benjamin’s awesome.

Austen: I look up in the sky, and I do not see the moon. I do not see stars. I see a mere black hole, sucking us into its wrath.



Mr Penguin: So, I said to the woman, by god! That is how you work out the angle of a triangle.
Snowman: …
Mr Penguin: The complex procedures were soon simplified and I created the wonderful creation known as the ‘Protractor’.
Snowman: …
Mr Penguin: The ‘Protractor’ measures angles, you see.



Benji: Jo, son, I’m going to teach you a lesson you’ll never forget.
Jo: *grins*
Benji: When you eventually move into your own house, remember never to cook unless you have some skill points in Cooking.
Jo: Why is that?
Benji: Lets just say you’ll have a lot of fires otherwise.

Speaking from experience, eh Benji?



It’s that time again!

BIRTH TIME!

Selma: Notttttt aaaaagain!!
Austen: Is that dirt on the floor? D:
Badly dressed Woman: Why am I here? I hardly know these people D:



Gill: Oh dear, I do believe the woman I have been sleeping with is in labour. OH DEAR. *impales hand in chest*
Benji: *unclogs the toilet*

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

What will the new baby be? Boy or girl?
Will Gill manage to retrieve his hand from his chest?
Will badly dressed woman be in the next update?
Can Benjamin finish unclogging the toilet in time to see the birth?

Find out in the next part of the Globoco Asylum!

[Piñacolada]

Hahaha! Aww Kate I love the way you write what you think they're saying at the time.. it's so amusing!

Although I am annoyed you left us with a bit of a cliff-hanger Update soon!! I wanna see if the new sprog is as cute as Jo!!!

[Kate]

Thanks! I always amuse myself when writing those... I try to get something funny out of what they're saying, just to make each photo a little more humorous

I've started to try and refrain from leaving my updates on cliffhangers... but because of the amount of pictures I've got left to post, it was best to end this one before the birth of the new baby.

I will be updating soon - perhaps later today or possibly tomorrow? As I said I want to get these updates posted.

[Piñacolada]

Woo I await the next update impatiently!!

[Antilife]

LOLOLOLOL! *wipes tear* I love it! Keep going....(or else).......(J/K)

Great job, you really had me laughing a bunch. I can't wait for the next update. Wouldn't it be nice to finish this thing, so then you could acutaly give the patients some decent lives! LOL! bOr not!

Update soon! ;D

[Kate]

Hehe thanks Anti Trust me I will keep going - I've not got much left to post!!

I actually have finished the challenge in game, and yesterday I fired it up to go see how the Globoco bunch were doing! I've got plans for them all, and you'll see that after I get the final few updates posted. ;D

[Shell]

I am terrible and i kept meaning to read this, but every time i did remember i was busy, but during bored moments i forgot....ahhh never got old! BUT sitting on the phone tonight, waiting for a flight company to take me off hold *grr* i finally remembered i hadn't read your story yet. I am sorry for for reading it so late...You had me giggling though most of it, i love your humor!
And just to add..the pest control guy looked like a cockroach himself LOL Cant wait to read more...and this time i will make sure i do!

[Kate]

Awww Shell don't worry! I'm glad you're on board now, thanks for reading!! ;D

The pest control guy was really scary... I don't know why my game seems to generate people who look like that! But I guess his job fits his face, hehehehe!!

Once again thanks for reading Shell

[Kate]

I said I would update, so here it is! ;D

GLOBOCO ASYLUM CHALLENGE: PART TWELVE

Previously, on the Globoco Asylum...

Part One | Part Two | Part Three | Part Four | Part Five | Part Six
Part Seven | Part Eight | Part Nine | Part Ten | Part Eleven



Gill: YAY, now that my lover Selma has popped out our latest sprog, we can
now WooHoo again! =D
Selma: Damn right!
Baby: >=O!!!!!



The new baby is a boy, and he is named Ville!

He’s got Gill’s skintone, Selma’s hair colour, and both of their eyecolours, seeing as they have the same, hehe.



Globoco Asylum = approves of baby Ville

(Crazy dressing lady does too!)

…Even Selma does, and she’s supposed to be a Romance Sim!!



Jo: Austen, did daddy Gill use his torpedo to make baby Ville?
Austen: … *quiet gigglesnort*
Me: …oh god. *headdesk*



Great parenting skills, Gill. One hundred points to you.

I can see this is just going to be like old times

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…I thought as much.



Uh, Derek, as much as I love you, you’re not supposed to impale Jo with the chess table as you play with him.



See, Selma will show you how to do it.

…

Wait a minute, DOUBLE TAKE! SELMA???!

Derek: Hmpff!! *walks away*



Jo: *listens intently*
Selma: I saw a fish down the toilet bowl once.
Me: o rly?
Selma: I said to Gill: ‘WHOAAAAAA GILL THERE’S A FISH DOWN THE TOILET BOWL!” And Gill was like: “WOT WOT”
Me: Please step away from Jo before he starts talking like that.



Austen: When I get out of here, which I’m hoping will be soon, I’m going to buy myself a pair of pretty pink shoes.



Jo: Really? I thought a blue hat would have been more your thing.



Jo: Hi dad Benjamin!
Benji: Hi Jo! Wow I bet one day you’ll be really rich… =D
Jo: Huh?
Baby Ville: …



Jo: *thinking* Bye mum!
Selma: Oh, goodbye Jo!
Me: *thinking* Wow, you’re actually paying attention to him… glad to see Gill still isn’t, though.
Gill: BOOOOOOOOOORED.



Jo is off for his first day of school. Good luck!!



I hire a maid because I want to, because I want to.

Spice Girls = FTW



NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Tell me it’s not true!!



It is true

R.I.P. Derek! You will be missed, mostly by your buddy Jo, and me, as I really warmed to you these past few updates.

Even though you were very crazy at the beginning.



What a depressing way to end this update: return of the fires

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

What will happen to the fire? Will it keep burning, or be extinguished?
Will Derek ever come back? *sniffs*
How will Jo get on at his first day at school?
Is Selma only paying attention to Jo now that Ville is born?

Find out in the FINAL part of the Globoco Asylum!
*sniff*[/center]

[Piñacolada]

Oh no!!! The exercise bike got Derek!!! EVIL EVIL BIKE!! How could it??!

I was really enjoying this update until then! Baby Ville is really cute!

I can't believe the next update is the final part... I don't think am ever gonna finish mine!! You've done well Kate, can't wait to see it! (Even if there will be no Derek... *sniff*)

[DejAng3l]

great update...damn...that excercise bike is "EVIL"....LOL...well at least Selma is showing some motherly instinct towards Jo....waiting to find out how this is going to end.