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Post by Piñacolada on Sept 1, 2008 11:52:56 GMT
Yayyy updaaate!! Poor Derek does not seem to be having a good time in your asylum! Lol. Very impressed with Benji's creation... And am not too sick of fires, it wouldn't seem right to have an update without one! Can't believe there is a pregnant patient! Wonder what the baby is going to be like... are you "allowed" to buy it a crib?? Not that you're paying attention to the rules anyways  Hehe. And what if she has twins??! Can't wait to see the next update! Hope it comes quickly too!! |
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Post by Kate on Sept 1, 2008 14:26:14 GMT
Hehe!! At this point I have completely disregarded the rules. To be honest, I threw the rules out of the window a long time ago. I don't think I would have been "allowed" to buy it a crib, but I went ahead and did so anyway! I'm glad you're not sick of the fires... wouldn't want you to look at an update and think: "OH GOD another fire... I'm not reading this any more, it's so repetitive"!! The update will come quickly as I'm desperate to get started with my Cookie Fest 'hood, hehe!! Thanks for reading Katie  |
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Post by Antilife on Sept 1, 2008 14:42:12 GMT
What. The. Hell, kate. I have never seen so many fires. You know after a while, my patients eventualy got at leaste one or two skill points becuase they cooked so much. Has that not happened to your sims yet?
I love the first pic kate!! LOL! Had me laughing my pants off!!
I am actualy quite surprised that your sims' lives have been going to crap this much. wow!! (sorry) It is very funny to watch though. (oh God, I'm horrible) Haha!!
Update soon!!
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Post by Dizzy on Sept 1, 2008 21:10:51 GMT
OMGosh! i can't believe I missed this! This is great Kate... have missed yer humor in stories  kekeke.. love this line "Derek: …And then I was like, “WOOOOOOOO BIG FIRE!” and the fire was like: “MOOHAHAHA I TAUNT YOU WITH MY FIREY SCAREY-NESS”!" And Benji should invest in some fire sprinklers ;P |
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Post by Kate on Sept 2, 2008 10:22:00 GMT
Anti:[/size] Yes I know. Neither have I! I think my patients might have a skill point each... but it's most likely to be a skill point between them. They seem to set the kitchen alight despite how many cooking points they have! Hehe Austen does pick some great places to fall asleep... or not so great for those patients who come along later and need the toilet! Hey, the crap lives of the patients in my asylum makes good entertainment, methinks!! ;D Dizzy:[/size] Hey dude!! Thanks hehe - although I do read this back sometimes and think my attempt at humour just isn't funny I did have a chuckle to myself when "Derek" came up with that line! The visit from the Social Bunny brought an opportunity to show his mad side. I wish he could, but unfortunately any form of fire prevention (fire sprinklers, fire alarms) is not allowed for the asylum challenge... but I could buy one I guess, seeing how I have disregarded the rules! Thanks for reading guys!
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Post by Kate on Sept 7, 2008 14:06:26 GMT
GLOBOCO ASYLUM CHALLENGE: PART SEVEN We begin this update with Austen doing the “Must-Get-Rid-Of-The-Cockroaches” dance. (Oh yes, and the Asylum is ok – the fire was put out by a lovely firewoman who I forgot to take pictures of) (…And now most of the patients stink)  Because this Asylum Challenge is full of fail, Gill manages to contract the Flu, all thanks to the cockroaches. Round of applause for the cockroaches… NO I DON'T THINK SO. Gill: I AM WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE! Me: Oh god, not you too??! Selma: I got knocked up by a loon! D:  Selma: OHHHHH COCKROACHES *cries* Austen: *pout pout pout* I didn’t realise Cockroaches were such a disaster.  Benji can has another promotion!  STOP THINKING ABOUT THE DAMN COCKROACHES! *shakes fist*  The constant cry of “WAHHH COCKROACHES” gets to the point where I can’t stand it much longer, so I decide to order Benjamin to call an exterminator. Here it’s obvious he doesn’t like the Cockroaches, even when he is supposedly the exterminator. ¬.¬  *shudders*  Benji, is Lindsey currently existing within your own body?  Bathroom POP!  Selma: Oh Gill is so sexy! *fans self* Gill: *ignores*  Asylum can has birth? Derek: YIKES she’s in labour! *plusplus fitness enthusiasm* Austen: *no reaction* Gill: Why on earth did we WOOHOO?  I’d like to take this opportunity to introduce you all to Jolalian Harrell. The name is something as strange as Gill’s full name, seeing as I was feeling funky. However I am still unable to spell his name correctly all of the time, so I shall therefore nickname him Jo. He’s got Selma’s skintone and hair colour, but Gill’s eye colour.  Globoco Asylum = approves of baby Jo Even Ghost! Millie came to see the new arrival. Hai Millie!!  …Well, I think it would be logical in presuming that Selma and Gill will be useless parents. But if they turn out ok it will surprise me. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Next time on the Globoco Asylum:
Will Selma and Gill live up to my expectations of bad parents?
If so, who will take baby Jo under their wing? (that’ll be Benji obviously Kate).
Will Derek gain any more fitness enthusiasm randomly?
Has everyone FINALLY finished crying over the cockroaches?
Find out in the next part of the Globoco Asylum Challenge! |
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Post by Piñacolada on Sept 7, 2008 15:55:36 GMT
Haha! Aww Kate I love your asylum! Baby Jo is cute... but I can't help but think he isn't going to have the best start in life! And I have to say that Exterminator is possibly the scariest looking one I've ever seen!! Can't wait to see what Jo looks like as a toddler.. and how they all cope! Poor Benji's gonna have his work cut out with him!  |
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Post by Antilife on Sept 7, 2008 18:04:30 GMT
Holy crap! baby=end of the world. Good luck with that, kate!!
That sucks that they have the flu. Doesn't it scuk?!
Update soon! ;D
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Post by Kate on Sept 8, 2008 7:57:16 GMT
Katie: Hehe, thanks! I love it too, I just wish I didn't have as half as many fires as I do. I don't really think baby Jo is going to have the best life, full stop. Hehe, that's what you get being a baby born into an Asylum I really don't know why my face templates spawn such scary looking townies and NPCs - it's probably something I've downloaded, better check that out! I will update soon Anti: Thanks Anti... Benji's got his work cut out for him! It did suck when a few of the patients contracted the Flu but luckily, because they spend most of the time in the Asylum sleeping, the illness didn't last for very long. So I consider myself a bit lucky on that front I will indeed update soon! Keep a look out! Thanks for reading guys!
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Post by Dizzy on Sept 8, 2008 18:11:40 GMT
Nice update! The exterminator has kinda a fitting face... he looks like a bug himself. Made me wonder if all my exterminators looked like that O.O I never really paid attention to them, but you say you have replacement face templates??
Awww... a baby.. poor kid... Maybe his parents will have a turn about and actually be good parents *snickers* what it could happen. ;P
Hey Kate I have a question about the challenge in general. So there is only one playable sim allowed, but how do you get all the others in the house to be NPCs and stay at the house? Or do you just fill the house with 8 playable characters and only play the one?
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Post by Kate on Sept 8, 2008 19:02:07 GMT
True! I never thought to come to that conclusion. Yes I've got replacement face templates. They replace the EAxis templates to make them much more attractive and realistic. After all, I've never met someone with extremely big eyes, lips and a nose that goes on forever. But I *think* I also have a download which makes the alien face templates appear on newly spawned townies and NPC's - hence why the exterminator looks that way. I must get this download out of my game as I don't want hundreds of weird looking townies/NPC's. In the Asylum Challenge you fill the house with 8 playable Sims and limit yourself to looking at the Wants and Fears of only one. You're allowed to click the others, just as long as you don't make them do anything. They should be your uncontrollables after all. Thanks for reading Diz |
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Post by Dizzy on Sept 9, 2008 2:23:27 GMT
you are making me want to try this challenge out.. but I am determined to finally get at least one family to gen 10... there should be no more troubles so this next one should make it.. *knock on wood*
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Post by Kate on Sept 25, 2008 9:51:16 GMT
Ok, so I meant to update this last week… but as you all can see, it never happened. So to compensate, I am here by giving you two updates for the price of one! (ok ok, you don’t have to pay me) Enjoy these updates |
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Post by Kate on Sept 25, 2008 9:52:38 GMT
GLOBOCO ASYLUM CHALLENGE: PART EIGHT Ghost! Millie, she’s just given birth. Her stats are low; why can’t you give her a break?  See? That’s what happens. Selma: I did this? Ewwwwwwww! D:  Guess who’s looking after baby?  *sigh*  Whoops! Wonder what she’s going to take?  The sink?!? Why on earth are you taking the SINK?! (At least she didn’t take something which is used a lot… like the exercise bike)  Baby Jo cried like this for a good few Sim hours because Benji was at work. No joke. His parents meanwhile…  …Were busy getting “jiggy” with it.  This PDA, it hurts my eyes!  Baby!Jo: *yes, I am still crying and I am still stinky*   Me: Why the long face, Benji? You just got promoted! Benji: I have to go inside and change a stinky diaper D:  Why are Jo’s parents so useless?  It soon rolls around to Jo’s birthday, as you can see. Mummy! Selma doesn’t really want to be there, and thanks to my clever photography skills, I have hidden Gill behind her so that it looks like he doesn’t really want to be there either. Gill was celebrating really Jo: MUMMY! Selma: Oh god… just ignore him… maybe if you eat more Chef Salad he’ll go away…  Isn’t Jo adorable? Unfortunately he’s not the brightest toddler, as in that picture he’s about to drink “gone off” bottle.  See?  Attention from his mother = Jo just does not get it!  Poor thing has to sleep on the floor because Benji isn’t home to tuck him in… NOT FAIR. BAD SIM PARENTS. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Next time on the Globoco Asylum:
Will Selma and Gill continue being bad parents?
Will Jo ever get to sleep in his crib again?
Is the repossessed sink ever going to come back?
Is EAxis going to make sure parents do not abandon their children like this in TS3?
Find out in the next part of the Globoco Asylum Challenge!
Wait… JUST LOOK BELOW! |
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Post by Kate on Sept 25, 2008 9:53:55 GMT
GLOBOCO ASYLUM CHALLENGE: PART NINE Trust me; these two aren’t always best buds. Gill just uses Austen when he wants to ignore something – most notably his son Jo.  Well, at least Selma is thinking about Jo whilst she admires Gill. Perhaps we’re getting somewhere.  Jo: Why doesn’t my mummy change me? Me: Because she is a useless Sim. Instead you’re stuck with Benji. Jo: Benji: Yeah, you’re stuck with… HEY! I’m stuck with him!  Austen, why do you have to wiggle your butt when discussing construction?!  Jo is so adorable. I just wish he had better parents. And I also wish this was a Legacy. Good genes ahoy!  Sweet pea, those wants definitely aren’t going to get fulfilled.  Me: *blinks* Is someone else holding Jo? Benji: He got there before me! Derek: *grins*  Derek, I am beginning to like you a bit more.  Ghost! Lindsey however, I do not like.  Selma: HEHEHE I HAVES NEW BEST FRIEND! Gill: I thought I was your only best friend? Random woman: *is random*  Yes, you’ve definitely gone mad.  I somehow think Benji should be teaching Jo how to say “Ghost”, not “Bottle”, seeing how it is inevitable that he is going to get scared many times when he grows into a child.  Yes, you’ve definitely gone mad too.  ……… Do my eyes deceive me???! Gill is going to play with Jo?  …Nope, he just puts Jo on the floor.  Obviously you all can figure out the conversation for yourselves.  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU. HAVE. GOT. TO. BE. KIDDING. ME. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!  Gill: Ehehehe that Woohoo made you get fat D: Me: *dies* ~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Next time on the Globoco Asylum:
Will Selma have a normal pregnancy, or will it be full of aspiration failure?
Is baby number 2 going to be neglected like Jo was?
Does anyone know why Austen had to wiggle his butt when talking about construction?!
When will Kate remove ACR to save herself from more babies?
Find out in the next part of the Globoco Asylum Challenge! |
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Post by Antilife on Sept 25, 2008 20:13:27 GMT
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Great update!! I may say something else later but right now I'm sick and I'm eating an apple. I feel very unispired.....even to write a good comment.
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Post by Kate on Sept 25, 2008 20:19:35 GMT
Hehe! Thanks Anti, any type of comment is a good comment to me. Sorry to hear you're not feeling well though, I hope you get better soon!  |
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Post by Dizzy on Sept 26, 2008 6:05:09 GMT
Great Two updates! Maybe when benji escapes the asylum he can take Jo (and new baby) with him lol! I had one of my friends read yer story and this was a snippet of the convo: Bombastic Baloney of Banality says: I am falling in love with Millie.... Dizzy says: umm Dizzy says: I wouldn't Dizzy says: >.> Dizzy says: it will lead you to heart break Bombastic Baloney of Banality says: Bah Dizzy says: keep reading Bombastic Baloney of Banality says: Sims has ghost characters??? Bombastic Baloney of Banality says: BASTARDS! Dizzy says: ? Bombastic Baloney of Banality says: okay now I like Selma since she's alive |
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Post by Kate on Sept 26, 2008 7:25:21 GMT
Ehehehe!! I have thought of doing that! Especially because I've finished the Asylum Challenge now, and Jo (and new baby) are both children. It'll involve some weird family ties though, perhaps I'll have to force Benji to marry Selma against his will... I hope your friend enjoyed my story... and if so and my story gets read again: Hi Dizzy's friend!  |
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Post by Dizzy on Sept 26, 2008 9:59:32 GMT
I am sure he'll read again.. when you next update I'll post it to him... after he finished with hat you have posted he said WANT MORE! ;P he's like a regular CFer and the demands.. kekeke
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Hehe. And what if she has twins??!
