Globoco Asylum (an Asylum Challenge) COMPLETE

[Kate]

Thought it was about time for an update

GLOBOCO ASYLUM CHALLENGE: PART THREE

Previously, on the Globoco Asylum Challenge:

Phoebe was up to her usual tricks - stalking.

Benjamin attempted to make friends, but was disregarded by Gill.

Benjamin also left for his first day at work, when disaster struck - A FIRE.

Will he get home in time? Who will survive?



Lila: OHHHHHHH CRAP WHAT HAVE I DONE?! *freaks out*
Millie: Don'twanttobeheredon'twanttobehere
Phoebe: I guess if I stalk the fire, I may be in a little trouble...
Lindsey: *no reaction*
Gill: Is that a dog at the window?



Lila: DAMN IT.

Gill: OHHHHHHHH HOLY SIMOLEONS, SHE'S ON FIRE!
*throws hands around like a girl*



Millie: *jumps up* YIKES, THAT'S HOT!

Phoebe: GET OUT OF MY WAY, I'M ON FIRE! *growls*



Derek: Where is Benjamin??! *looks*
Me: Oh. So you notice him when you're in trouble?
Derek: HE NEEDS TO PUT THIS FIRE OUT!
Me: Tough.

Austen: Oh shit, my chess buddy is on fire!



Millie: I'm safe!
...
Oh, wait.

Grimmie: ...Yeah, looks like I've got a big job at this household.



The hours pass, and eventually Benjamin comes home to save the day!

Benjamin: *calmly puts fire out*
Austen: NEHHHHHH TAKE THAT UGLY FIRE!



Gill: *aspiration failure*
OOH, THE DOG IS NOW ON THE CEILING!

Cremation Urn: *Yes, someone did die*



I had to order take-away seeing as the Asylum no longer has a stove.

Now, if this was a Legacy, I'd be jumping for joy. She's pretty.



Derek: *seems unaffected by the fire*
Gill: *still thinking about the mystery dog*
Austen: ...
Benjamin: *happily eats Chinese, knowing he saved the day*



Me: Why so far away, Mill?
Millie: There was no room.
Me: Don't you want to talk about little pink dresses with the guys?
Millie: No.



So, there were three deaths.

Sadly Phoebe, Lindsey and Lila have left us.

There shall be a lot less stalking and chess in the household now.
*wipes tear from eye*

Benjamin: *clears up mess*



Millie has a nightmare. I can't say I'm surprised after that fire.



Benji can has criminal jobz? ;D



Oh ho ho, so he wasn't unaffected by the fire.

Derek: Hullo thar, Mr. Head.
Mr. Head: ...
Derek: Don't be shy, Mr. Head! I am William Shakespeare!
Me: *facepalm*



Benji can has promotion!!

(yesssss, now the challenge is chugging along nicely!)



The nice little pay reward Benjamin brings home leads to the purchase of a new fridge to replace the old, burnt down one.

Millie: *approve*
Gill: *approves... if he has to, sigh*



Oh, hai Ghost!Lindsey!

Lindsey: I come to seek revenge. I had big things ahead of me in this Asylum.
Me: No you didn't. You were one of the quietest patients.
Lindsey: I died before you could see the best of me. *sad face*



Lindsey: BOO! TAKE THAT FOR BEING THE SELECTABLE IN THIS ASYLUM!

Benjamin: AHHHHHHHHH MUMMY! *eye pop*



Benjamin: Damn it, I need the toilet!
Gill: *stares*
Me: Benjamin, he might be finished already, but you're blocking his way.
Benjamin: NEEEEEEEEED TOILET, GRRRRRRR.



Poor Gill. All that sitting on the toilet seems to have tired him out.

Either that or he's missing his beloved Phoebe.



Asylum = new patients?

Ok, so I got a bit bored with having only a few in the household, so I made some new females to add to the Asylum! It should also bring the female count back up



Selma Harrell

Aspiration: Romance
Starsign: Capricorn

Gill: HATEHATE TELEVISION. WANT DOG.



Lizzie Coleman

Aspiration: Pleasure
Starsign: Taurus



Elinor George

Aspiration: Popularity
Starsign: Scorpio

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Next time on the Globoco Asylum:

How will the new girls fit into the Asylum?
Will Gill ever see that dog again?
Will I ever see that dog Gill was on about?
I can has another fires?

Find out in the next part of the Globoco Asylum Challenge!

[Antilife]

OH wow!! How long was benjamin away?? Cuss, I was lucky when the big fire in my house started, cuss my controllable sim was only gone like two more minutes (hours).

Great update, kate! I see that you've already decided to make up your own rules. But, alteaste this way that if you get a full graveyard you'll have a full house. ;D

Loved it!

Update soon!

[Piñacolada]

Hehe new patients?! Is that allowed??!
Like it anyways, they seem nice!

RIP Phoebe And the others... but especially Phoebe! No more stalking!!
Unless one of the other new patients takes it up...

[Kate]

Anti: Oh god, I can't remember now how long Benjamin was away for - but it seemed like a very long time! I do know that he was away for the whole time he was at work, so that was probably about six/seven Sim hours?? What is that, six/seven real-life minutes?!

Yes, I do make up my own rules - it's better that way. I hate sticking to them anyway


Katie: Nope, new patients are probably not allowed... but hey, like I said, I'm making up my own rules! Mwahahahaha.

You'll see how nice they actually are (or are they?) in the next update

I actually miss ole' Phoebe... her stalking really grew on me. *wipes tear from eye*

Thanks for reading guys!

[Kate]

I hadn't forgotten about this... honest!

GLOBOCO ASYLUM CHALLENGE: PART FOUR

Previously on the Globoco Asylum:

Three new lovely ladies were introduced to the asylum (yes, I cheated).

Ghost!Lindsey appeared, and managed to scare the PJ pants (well, ok, almost) off of Benjamin.

And other than that, not much else happened. It started with a big fire, and unfortunately the update just went downhill from there.



Looking uncomfortable there, Austen.

You do realise you're standing (asleep) next to the bedroom?



Derek: Arrrgh SO hungry!
Me: Go feed yourself, then.
Elinor: *stares*



Benji and Elinor bond over their want to get out of the asylum.

Benji: I wish I could pack my bags and get out of here!



Austen, dear, you cannot eat the pool table.



o.O

Must have been ACR.



Selma = the new Phoebe



Hey!! Don't hate Benji, he's better than you!!

*Kate is defensive of Benjipoos*



I wish the guys didn't all get hungry at the same time. It clogs up the kitchen.



Lizzie = rubbish at catch, and is also stinky



Oh la la Selma - someone has a crush on Gill!!

Gill: *strikes a pose in an attempt to look attractive*

Millie: *stares*



Derek stares at... some large timber thing... and gains Nature enthusiasm??



Oh god, did you really have to start another fire when Benjamin isn't around Millie??

I've only just gotten over the last one.



Oh, well that helps. >.<

It doesn't really. Great, another patient dead. And another one on her way out, by the looks of things. *points at Lizzie*



Benjamin comes home with another promotion, and a mission to put out the fire in the kitchen.



...But he just rings a member of the Fire Service instead.



Globoco Asylum can has chaos?



So now we're on to five deaths. How lovely.

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Next time on the Globoco Asylum:

Will something exciting happen... other than a FIRE?!?
Will Selma keep up the stalking and become the next Phoebe?
THAT'S NOT MY NAME. THAT'S NOT MY NAME. THAT'S NOT MY. NAME.
(sorry, I am listening to The Ting Tings at the moment)

Find out in the next part of the Globoco Asylum Challenge!

[Piñacolada]

Glad you haven't forgotten about this Kate!

Can't believe there was another fire while Benji was out... so unlucky!

Love the random snog.. If I ever do an asylum I'll be sure to get ACR, looks like it spices things up! Hehe.

RIP Lizze and Mille was it that were victims??
Look forward to the next fire update!

[Antilife]

OOO yay!!! For some reason I think you just keep making your females really stupid. Umm....have all three of the original ones died?

Great update! Oh and kate, my Don Gooch picture from your photobucket is messed up!!!

[Kate]

Just to let you two know (or anyone else who is reading but not posting for that matter), I'm going to try my hardest to get this finished soon. I want to finish and post this up before I start my Cookie Fest Neighbourhood - because otherwise I'll neglect one for the other.

Katie: If there is another fire in this asylum I will throw a strop. I've had enough of them.

This is the first time ACR has made an appearance in the asylum actually, I was wondering when it would show up. I thought I'd configured it wrong!

Yes, Lizzie and Millie were the victims - RIP.

Anti: How can you make a Sim stupid? LOL. Would love to know how to do that because I'm fed up of dumb females who keep dying in fires. I certainly don't make them stupid on purpose Anti, hehe. All I can say is I think it's the fact they're my uncontrollables.

Sorry about the Don Gooch avatar - I deleted some old avatars off of my Photobucket and I must have accidentally deleted yours. All fixed now!

Thanks for reading guys!

[Antilife]

Thanks kate!!

Oh and sorry, but looking back at that post, I sounded really rude. Ugh. Bad day.

Anyway, I think that there are cetain personnality traits that when they are put together, they don't make a very good sim. But, I'm not exact.y sure how to stop them from getting so close to the fire, they may have just gotten unlucky......

Oh and what is ACR?

[Piñacolada]

Aug 28, 2008 19:22:15 GMT Antilife said:

Oh and what is ACR?

Autonomous Casual Romance - it's a hack by twojeffs. You can get it over at his site:
www.simbology.com/smf/index.php

Hope you don't mind me answering Kate.. am procrasinating from my planning again

[Kate]

That's alright Katie, and that's ok Anti - I know where you were coming from; I didn't take it in a rude way. Your comment amused me actually

Be on the lookout today guys... you know... constant vigilance

[Piñacolada]

Aug 29, 2008 7:13:23 GMT Kate said:

Be on the lookout today guys... you know... constant vigilance

Oooo oooo! *keeps eyes peeled*

Eww... just realised what a bit of a gross saying that is lol

[Antilife]

Yeah, I guess is it gross if you take it in the wrong context....

[Kate]

I hope you guys are still keeping up "constant vigilance".

GLOBOCO ASYLUM CHALLENGE: PART FIVE

I hate doing the whole “previously, on…” thing, so I’m just going to leave it up to you to remember what happened during the last update.



I don’t think Austen would taste too good either.

Gill: *cries about his stink problem*



…Oh dear.

Say goodbye to another patient, Festies.

R.I.P. Elinor. You did absolutely nothing for this asylum, but thanks anyway.



>.<

And that makes 6.



The death of Elinor seems to hit everyone hard – well… at least Gill and Derek take it badly.



Obligatory fuss picture. To show fuss.

Gill: What is that smell?
Me: Derek, dear.
Derek: It’s not my fault! I just want to sit down!!



I split the bathroom into two parts, because the patients kept getting annoyed when one was using the toilet when another wanted to get in the bath.

Yes I cheated again



Me: Uhh… Selma… what happened?
Selma: I had a nightmare...
Me: …But you don’t look unhappy about it?
Selma: I’m a romance Sim. I hardly show emotion.

I’ll remember that when you next go into aspiration failure.



Derek: …And then I was like, “WOOOOOOOO BIG FIRE!” and the fire was like: “MOOHAHAHA I TAUNT YOU WITH MY FIREY SCAREY-NESS”!
Me: Who are you talking to?
Derek: My friend bunny!
Me: …Who?!



Oh I see. The Social Bunny.



An asylum that eats together stays together.

(Hopefully, that is if there are no more fires)



Austen: I have won lots of trophies in my life.
Selma: O rly? *not interested*
Austen: Would you like to be my next one? D:



An asylum that naps together…

Ok I’ll stop



*runs around in circles*

GRILLED CHEEEEEEEEEEZ!!



Oh, hai Nathan! *waves*

(Oops, silly Kate took his eyes out of her game)



o.o

ACR again. Obviously these two don’t kiss before the big Woohoo (if they had I would have taken a picture).



Seriously, EAxis.

What sort of hair style (or lack of) have you given that poor Fitness guy?? He looks creepy!



Derek: My balls-
Me: STOP! Gill doesn’t want to hear about your balls.
Derek: I was only going to tell him how I sunk my pool balls the other day.



YAY!



This gives me even more reason to believe that Selma is the next Phoebe.



Selma: Blubblubblub… I’m a fish in the sea! Swimming away from the pirates, arrrr!

Riiiiiight.



……………………

You’ve got to be kidding me.

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Next time on the Globoco Asylum:

Will the next update be fire-free, much like this one?
Is Selma really pregnant, or is this just a phantom pregnancy?
Is Selma really Gill’s replacement for Phoebe? (It looks that way)
Will Benjamin get fired from his job?

Find out in the next part of the Globoco Asylum Challenge!

[Antilife]

Holy crap kate!! What is up with all of your females dying??

Oh, ha!! Don't worry, kate! I reconfigured my bathroom like 5 times. Nice update. Oh and just to let you know, not one of my patients ever died..... ;D (ok, I'm done rubbing it in your face...)

Update soon!

[Kate]

LOL thanks for that Anti... obviously I am useless at keeping my Sims alive! I couldn't help it though, after all you're not allowed to control anyone other than your playable!!

I will update soon because I played all day today. I have a lot of updates in preparation!

Thanks for reading

[Piñacolada]

Yikes! Asylum baby?!

And another death!

And Nathan??!

Loved Derek's conversation with the social bunny too.. hehe.

Can't wait to see the next update Kate, this is getting juicy! lol

[Kate]

Indeed, asylum baby... not good! Nathan's walk-by made the whole ordeal a little sweeter though

Thanks for reading Katie - nice to know my asylum is "juicy", hehe!

Update coming up for you guys!

[Piñacolada]

Yehhh updaaaaate! Woop Woop Woop!! Hehe

[Kate]

GLOBOCO ASYLUM CHALLENGE: PART SIX



Austen = Falling asleep in the most memorable places since 2008.



Austen: FEEEEEEEED MEEEEEEEEEE.
Me: Austen, dear, use your eyes. There is a plate of food right in front of you.
Austen: But it has gone off!
Me: So? Food is food, and you're not going to get any fresh food
until you tell yourself to make it.



Where is this ghost??



Oh, I see. Lindsey is doing the rounds.



Did you really have to scare Selma twice?
She'll probably be dead in a minute at this rate.



Today the asylum is not a happy place.



POLL: Flu or Pregnancy?





Me: Benjamin! I am shocked! I cannot believe you started a fire.
Benji: I didn't mean to!



After cancelling his "PANIC!" reactions, the fire is soon sorted.



Benjamin still seems capable of getting a promotion despite a little teeny tiny fire!!



Benjamin = Bringing sexy back to ugly skill-building helmets since 2008.



Austen: TAKE THIS. *punches*
Gill: Ow, bitch, that hurt! *angry face*
Selma: NOM NOM NOM



Gill: minus minus
Austen: plus plus
Selma: NOM NOM NOM



Me: You're not William Shakespeare again, are you Derek?
Derek: No. I am Jane Austen!
Me: You don't look like her.
Derek: I do not need to. The supreme ball of knowledge says I am Jane Austen,
therefore I am Jane Austen.
Me: *facepalm*



o.O

Phantom bed???



I finally learnt that Benji's one true hobby was Arts and Crafts, so I brought him a sowing machine table... thing.

Observe his first creation on the wall.



I AM GETTING REALLY SICK OF FIRES NOW.

I'm sure my readers are too.



We end this update with a... POP!

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Next time on the Globoco Asylum:

Will Selma pop (again) like it's hot?
Will the kitchen survive this next fire, or will it burn down into ashy goodness?
Will Benjamin make any more cute creations?
Will the next update come as quickly as this one?

Find out in the next part of the Globoco Asylum Challenge!