Previously, on the Cooke Legacy...You all got to meet Anna Cooke, the founder of my latest Legacy.
Whilst she was lucky in the looks department, she has been incredibly unlucky in both the men and job department - both not suiting her needs.
Anna gained a new hobby (DJ-ing) and met a potential man in the form of Romance Sim Bob Moody.
What new twists await Anna today?
Read on and find out...
We left Anna just about to leave in a taxi last time, off to meet her date - who actually thought she'd stood him up.
So - on her Jack Jones - Anna heads to Crypt O' Night club, ready to get up to utter mischief.
Hitting the dance floor to dance all her troubles away, things don't go as smoothly as planned.
Anna forgets she's her
father's daughter and proceeds to embarrass herself on the dance floor.
Anna: "Uhh, did anyone see that?"Yes, the bartender in the background did. She thinks you're crazy.
You fail, Capt. Jack Sparrow wannabe.
Anna heads over to the bar to grab a drink, after all - she did get hot after all that dancing.
After zooming over to her I notice that she's pulling this face.
I get a bit excited as I'm wondering who she's got the eye for, but I become less excited as I see the following:
She's got the eye for the wall.
Great.
I have strange Sims who aim to look like Jack Sparrow and fancy having a bit of nookie with walls.
It doesn't take long for Anna to discover the DJ booth. But she had to have a dance and a drink first, which surprised me somewhat.
Anna: "My tunes are so hot, they make your eyes pop out of your face!"A bit like yours at the moment then, no?
Sorry, but you lose Mr. black hair with blonde eyebrows.
Sheesh, dye your hair back to it's original colour. You don't fool anyone.
Loser.
Noticing that Anna's energy bar is in the red, I take care of a few of her Wants before she heads home.
She wanted to take some photos in the Photo booth, so her wish is my command.
She's such a goofball.
Heading home, yadda yadda.
Blahblah still no man yet blah blah.
That bed is so empty
I thought I would have found Anna a husband by now.
Although, why am I blaming myself? It's not my fault that all the Sim-men in my game are such fools.
Sheesh, the dogs really like her little flower bed, don't they?
That morning, Anna heads off for her first day on the job as a
Fact Checker.
I love that little camera hanging around her neck, it's so cute.
I wish I had something like that so my digital camera could hang around my neck.
Lol Stinky the dog! :rofl:
(that's his actual name... Stinky)
You have to admit, my Legacies are the best for random pictures.
And if you don't find that funny, I'm sorry, I apologise... I have an insanely weird sense of humour, I think it's because I love
Cat Macros.
Anna returns home that afternoon with no promotion, as most of her needs were quite low to start with.
That teaches me to take her out for a night on the town when she's got work the next morning.
After checking the newspaper for a Military job, there is still no damn Military job in the damn paper. Anna is unsuccessful.
Anna's got quite a few Simoleons in her piggy bank, so I decide to get her to call the Matchmaker up.
The lady arrives, and she's already thinking about Anna and her boobies.
This time Anna pays the lady
1,526 simoleons. That's all that she has, basically.
At least I can safely say that this time, the Matchmaker didn't ask to feel her boobies in return for payment.
Matchmaker: "Allacazam! Allacazweee! I'm here to get you a date, but I also need a pee!"Onoez, ugly.
I got rid of him so quick I can't even remember his name.
He was not worth 1,526 simoleons. I CANNOT believe I paid 1,526 simoleons for...
that.
And now Anna has nothing. I'm pissed.
That evening, Bob gives Anna a ring.
Wow, he got over her "allegedly" standing him up pretty quick. Must be because he's a Romance Sim and he just wants someone to have a quick one with.
Although, I think he wants to be friends with Anna because she wants to be a President, and President means big money.
All he cares about is the money. Man, he should be a Fortune Sim.
...Although, he later goes on to tell Anna how big his torpedo is.
So I guess he is a Romance Sim after all.
As a side note, Bob rang Anna at 1:30AM in the morning. And do you want to know what time their conversation finished? 3AM. Anna was dead tired when she hit that pillow of hers.
The following day, Anna returns home from work and has been promoted to
Obituary Writer!
Just like Dan from Closer.
And guess what? She checked the newspaper... and there was no sign of a job in the Military.
Anna's promotion means that she's got some money in her piggy bank again - enough to buy a computer and a cheap chair and table.
Computers always give two more jobs than newspapers, so I get her to check out the job listings on
www.simjobs.com.
YES PLS YOU WANT THAT PLS!
HELLO 1,572 BIG ONES EVERY MONDAY, TUESDAY, WEDNESDAY, THURSDAY, FRIDAY!!!
I love being able to get high paying jobs after going to University.
Goodbye Mr. Newspaper, won't be needing your services anymore!
Don't you just love how a newspaper autonomously turns into an opaque garbage bag?
To celebrate her new job, Anna hits downtown!
I've lost count how many times I've sent Anna downtown. It's got to be a new record!
Anna chooses to visit
Londoste.
Immediately she wants to work at the bar... so like I said earlier, her want is my command.
Plus she really works that uniform, doesn't she?
Some random cat comes in and jumps up on the counter, but soon gets down again after seeing that Anna is the bartender.
Cat does not want Anna.
Or - in other words - Cat scared of Anna.
Haiiiiiiiii sexy, who are you?!
Nice bright red hair and green tracksuit... *snickers*
Anna seems to like the look of him, after all - she's eyeing him up!
As mystery bright red haired bloke sits down for a bite to eat, Anna immediately follows him (resembling a little lost puppy dog) and cleans up the mess that someone had left at his table.
I'm simply unable to caption that look on his face.
I really don't know what he was doing there.
Anna, stop being such a stalker.
As soon as he has finished his piece of cake, Anna quickly jumps at the opportunity to talk to him.
Great conversational starter Anna - clouds.
Girl, you have a lot to learn...
...A LOT TO LEARN.
Although, she seems to repair the damages after telling him that one day she'll be sitting behind the desk in the Whitehouse.
Talk about up close and personal!
A few terrible conversations later, I give up on mystery bright red haired bloke, and Anna heads over to the phone to arrange herself a taxi home.
As she's ringing them, I notice a guy coming past wearing a Snow Patrol t-shirt!
I have no idea who he is and how he got to wear that t-shirt. I think it must be a retro download that somehow replaced one of the maxis outfits.
But rock on Snow Patrol fan... I'll always remember you! After all... you're not bad in the looks department!
Anna returns home and Bob's ringing her house phone.
I sometimes get the impression that Bob's desperate.
I jump at the opportunity when he asks her out on a date - FINALLY! Let's get this Legacy rolling!
...That is if this time he doesn't assume Anna's standing him up when she turns up late.
Phew, no late message this time.
*wipes brow*
Anna and Bob turn up together at the
LuLu Lounge.
Ok, you simply do not pillow fight on a date.
You don't play catch either.
WHAT ON EARTH WERE MAXIS THINKING WHEN THEY PROGRAMMED THESE SIMS?!?
Lolcat. :rofl:
You won't get the ball from behind him there. You'll have to go in front of him to try and get it out of his hands.
But nice try, you gave me a laugh.
At this point I got up to go to the toilet, as I needed a wee - but evidentially forgot to pause my game.
When I got back, I noticed that ugly guy that Anna paid 1,526 simoleons for had turned up...
...And Bob had decided to get fresh with him?!
I have no idea what Bob's problem is with him.
...And I have no idea what his problem is with Bob.
Ahhh... hate.
Such a beautiful thing when you're supposed to be on a date.
Wait a minute, the date! I completely forgot about the date!
In an effort to make things better - and get Bob away from the ugly dude - Anna invites Bob back to her place.
Anna hits Bob with a beautiful line - at least she has good flirting abilities. He likes it.
LolBob, do you need the toilet?
:rofl:
Now we're getting somewhere!
Obligatory engagement picture, just because this is another one of those quick engagement/marriages.
See?
Haha Bob, in the red! You lose at life!
Bob's StatsName: Bob Moody (now Cooke)
Aspiration: Romance
Lifetime Want: "Woohoo 20 Different Sims"
(oh lol, that's going to be so much fun)
Sloppy/Neat: 2
Shy/Outgoing: 8
Lazy/Active: 2
Serious/Playful: 6
Grouchy/Nice: 7
Turn ons: Stink (Bob, are you mad?), Make-up
Turn off: Hats
Bob brought 9,000 simoleons to their now shared piggy bank, and upon further inspection I learnt that he's got a pretty kick ass job - as a
Restaurateur in the Culinary career track!
I missed the great picture opportunity of them both jumping into the bed together... so you all had to see a picture of the action instead.
I wonder how Bob's torpedo got on... Hmmm
I also never realised that Anna's bed was so dusty. All of that dust emerging from the bed as they... uhh... got busy... sheesh, and she's supposed to be a Neat Sim.
Now that's what I'm talking about!
Empty bed no more!
Gah, I forgot what Anna marrying Bob would entail.
Say hello to trash cans knocked over for the rest of your life together.
The next morning, Bob gets up and I get to give him a make-over - hooray!
Not too much of a change, but it's a bit of an improvement.
Are you still lurking outside, waiting for revenge?
And - oh yeah - nice invisible newspaper you got there. Wow, Bob and Anna are going to miss that newspaper...
*rolls eyes*
You would at least think Bob would have the decency to eat nicely when his wife is in her panties.
Spilling food down your wife is not a good look, yo.
Hehe, that was quick.
Hmm... this brings back memories...
*remembers Ivor Quinn*Once Anna has gone to work, I get chance to explore the man that is Bob Moody - not in a rude way though, hehe.
I empty his inventory - and by God - he's almost got a whole house in there!
I keep one or two things (chess board for one) before selling the others. Anna and Bob now have over 12K of simoleons in their piggy bank.
Definitely won't let Anna see that Karaoke machine, I'm not having a repeat of the last update, thankyouverymuch.
Bob sucks at life, and he sucks at chess even more.
One of Bob's
whores lady friends rings him up, and talks about how she can't wait to be a ghost.
Bob disagrees, as he doesn't think he'll be able to Woohoo when he's sent to Ghostyland.
Oh Bob, I love you lots.
Being a sloppy Sim he hates everything to do with cleaning.
So what do I do? Order him to clean up things of course!
Kate = loves to torture
After he's successfully completed his chores, Bob heads downtown to
Cold Issue Clothing to buy some new threads.
Once there, he gets the urgent need to flirt with a random lady.
I don't think she goes for chipmunk cheeks, my love.
I finally tear him away from the lady and get him to buy a new outfit.
Once done that, I send him outside to call a cab and go home. I'm not having him flirting with any more chicks.
Just as his taxi pulls up, I notice this girl walk in - and this girl happens to be none other than Bob's
whore lady friend - the one who he was talking to about ghosts!
I "eww"-ed out loud as she's in fact a teenager - Bob, you disgust me. She's way too young for you.
Now that is one sexy pixel man.
Doesn't he look so much better now that he's had a decent restyle?! I think so.
Anna returns home from work to find that she's got a Love Letter in the post!
I've never had a Love Letter before, so I'm quite happy to see her pull it out.
I never checked it, but I would have thought it was from Bob. Crafty devil, doing that without me seeing...
Bob maxes his Cooking skill so that he'll be able to get a promotion the next time he heads to work.
And when he's not doing anything, he stands around hatin' on the ugly dude Anna paid 1,526 simoleons to go on a date with.
Bob is the one man I don't think I'd like to meet down a dark alleyway.
BUMP!
Unable to go back to bed as her energy bar is full, I send Anna to the shower and when she gets out, I notice that her clothing doesn't have a pregnant state
One quick trip to downtown fixes this, and when she returns home in her new threads, Bob is still fast asleep.
I forgot to mention that I succumbed to one of his wants to purchase a handheld.
I am starting to wish I didn't.
When he isn't doing something or hatin' on the dude Anna paid 1,526 simoleons to go on a date with, he's playing on the DS.
Little box became...
...Big box!
I built them a little nursery for the new 'bub.
Decorated it in pink, because I think the new baby will be a little girl. Or I'm hoping it will be, anyway.
The expansion also meant that they now had enough room to be able to fit a dining table into their kitchen area!
So now it's a kitchen-diner area!
To celebrate the new expansion of their house, Anna and Bob head out front to play catch.
OMG, BOB!
Are you cleaning?! On your own?!?
WOW, who are you and what have you done with the Bob who hated on my every command?!
Later that evening, Anna goes into labour!
(whoops, must have missed a bump somewhere)
Bob couldn't care less, and simply rolls over and continues sleeping.
What will the first addition to the Cooke Legacy be?
A boy, girl or an alien?!
Will it be a clone, because in previous Legacies I had clone problems?
Will Bob keep up his cleanliness routine?
Will Anna ever whip that husband of hers into shape?
Find out next time in Part 2.1 of the Cooke Legacy! ^_^...
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And you thought it ended there, didn't you?
Cookie Fest, meet Damien Cooke.
Damien (lol, I just wrote Damnien), meet the world of Cookie Fest.
I seem to have grown out of my "leave-you-on-a-cliff-hanger" streak, and wanted to show you all the new addition. Kate is mean no more...
kinda.
Damien has Anna's hair colour, Bob's eye colour, and either Bob or Anna's skintone - they've both got the same.
Tune in next time for Part 2.1 of the Cooke Legacy!
(for real this time, lol)