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Post by hawkeye on Mar 25, 2006 2:07:56 GMT
Hey guys it's me and I've decided to post a play that my friends of drama class have created. Most of it (Adult life) is my work of the "uncut version." This post will give you a little bio about our star, read on fellow simmers!Remember those bedtime stories you read or heard as a child? The ones about the brave Prince Charming on his valiant steed resucuing the Princess or Damzel in distress. That Prince Charming wasn't a fake he wasonly the ideal Prince for a cirtan kingdom. Sometimes he had black, blonde, or brown hair. He was never a redhead. Now I know what you're thinking: Holy crap this is confusing as h*ll and boring. I WANNA READ THE STORY!!Hey I'm gonna pummel you flat for makin' fun of us redheads! It will all make sense..... now ....That handsome, brave, and heroic Prince is only a Botox obsessed, egotistical, narsistic Pimp! But he's still sexy...isn't he? Look for yourself: Yes that's him wearing his blazer, holding his mirrior, and at his parent's castle. Wanna see what he's thinking? Too bad it's emptied, all that's left is his thought of who is his next 1 nightstand, what bar or club to get her at, and should she be blone or brunette? Maybe he'll go wild and find a black headed woman, but only if she has the a$s and the bust to pull it off! Are you interested? Thought so. Now go read some other story while you wait for chapter 1 and go eat cookies! BTW: I love you redheads out there! This is all Prince Charming-not me! HERE HAVE COOKIES!! :sprint:
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Post by hawkeye on Mar 25, 2006 2:08:17 GMT
(My graphics spazzed so just…BAH!)l“So, Charming how was the club that dad took you to?” Queen Vivian leaned over to her son. “Uhhh…,” the young prince put a finger on his chin trying to remember or rather, forget. “It was pretty!” “Surely something must’ve happened, Edward?” Vivian gave King Edward a mysterious glare across the table. He calmly replied back to her, “Vivian you are paranoid.” “What’s ‘paranoid’ mean?” Charming stupidly blurted out. They all finished their omelets and waited for a moment until Vivian shouted for the houseboy, “NED! NED!!....Where’s that lazy b’astard?” “Don’t worry about him. I’ll talk to him later. Charming clean up,” Edward nervously instructed. “But-” “Do it now Charming.” The king interrupted. The prince lugged into the kitchen and set the plates into the sink. King Edward walked in and ordered Charming to actually wash them with water. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ “Dad??” Prince Charming walked into his room to find the horrible sight that he saw last night. (Sorry it was so short, So I'll call it part 1. This is a small intro to the other characters and to get a little start on the story in my limited time.) :einstein
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Post by hawkeye on Mar 25, 2006 2:08:38 GMT
Charming’s young eyes almost gave off tears when he realized that his father was kissing the houseboy, Ned. What was worse was that they were kissing in Charming’s own bed room, the prince stared at the horror for as long as it lasted. “What the h’ell do you want?!” The king took time to turn around and fully face his son. “Charming?!?!” He just figured out it was his son, not a total stranger, looking at him in horror. Ned stepped out from behind Edward to look at the prince as well. “Charming, how are you?” he walked towards Charming trying to hug him, but was pushed away violently. “Don’t touch me! Dad what are you doing?” Charming walked to the king angrily. “I was just giving Ned the talk I promised your mother.” Edward lied as he hoped his son was dumb enough to believe his crap. “No you weren’t! I’m not stupid dad-” “Charming, be honest with yourself.” The prince paused trying to understand what his father just said. “You were making out with Ned! I just saw you!” “Princey you are very blind,” Ned came in to the conversation. “Your father was just explaining to me that I need to be faster in my work. Now run along.” He pushed on the prince’s back shoving him out the door. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Later that night Charming was about to crawl into bed then he saw a shooting star out his window. Now as you know the prince is only a child and quite frankly, he’s an idiot. So he jumps to the window, in his undies, and wishes to the “shooting star.” He makes one a smart move and wishes. I want a good life. Selfish little brat isn’t he? But what do you expect? He’s a prince, all he wants is a better life than he has so far. (Ok end of Ch.1 and part 2. I’m pretty touching ain’t I? Just you wait it gets better.) :hat:
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Post by hawkeye on Mar 25, 2006 2:09:14 GMT
(Hey sorry if you’re like: “WOAH! That happened in less than a chapter!!” OR “…dude…what the heck?” but the story is basically Charming’s Adult life)Look at the heir now, he’s a hormonal teen! He’s got all of the ladies after him and he takes them . He was known around the kingdom by all of the young teen girls, his posters where all over their walls and covered in lipstick. But not every girl in the kingdom was suited to the young prince’s likings. “Edward, we have to marry off Charming to that….Maria girl.” Vivian and King Edward were waiting for Ned to bring their breakfasts. “Yes dear,” Edward sighed. “She is very rich and our royal salary is not enough.” “But Vivian-” “None of that Edward! He will marry her no matter what!” The queen spat her morning vodka back at him. The next afternoon the King and Queen arranged for Princess Maria Voncheeckalosvegasdiablo to meet Charming at the castle. Charming walked down the stairs as he hoped the doorbell meant some desperate teen girl would ask him to a club tonight. He threw open the door to find only a desperate…girl on the other side. “PRINCEY!” Maria leaped inside and grabbed Charming. “Who the h'ell are you???” He pushed her off as he gazed at her huge nose that took up most or her face. “Oh you’re so silly Princey it’s me! Princess Maria!” She giggled. “Ew. You’re the…..THING I’m supposed to marry??” “You’re such a flirt! So let me tell you ALL about our wedding. We’re gonna have brown napkins, and brow plates, and brown table cloths-” “Whoa whoa whoa, who said I’m gonna marry you?” He looked at her repulsive brown shirt and pants not to mention her slovenly done, brown, makeup. “No way in h’ell am I marring you. Besides even if this was all just an attempt to get your father’s money-” “What money? My father is as poor as the dust-which is BROWN!! I just have to put some dust in the brown aisle way.” Maria continued to ramble on about her brown wedding as Charming just walked angrily up the stairs. ( I know my Chapters are short but trust me later they will get longer)
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Post by Antilife on Mar 25, 2006 2:09:27 GMT
oooooo! Yay! You took my advise!
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Post by hawkeye on Mar 25, 2006 2:10:34 GMT
Wasn’t expecting that now where you? Well there he is, Prince Charming, he’s an adult now and he still has all of the ladies chasing after him. You’re probably wondering about that little secret King Edward had, it’s still there and Charming hasn’t spoken a word of it to anyone, in fact his father doesn’t think he knows. Well, back to Prince Charming, I mean this thing is supposed to all about him, the little egotistical narcissistic spoon. So the king and queen wanted to hire a gardener (don’t ask why) and they sent Charming on the interview. Pretty stupid, eh? “Are you,” Charming looks at a note card for a second, “…Violet?” “Yes?” A young brunette was sorting fresh cut flowers, “how may I help you?” She spun around in shock to find the royal prince Charming was asking for her. “Well the king and queen are looking for a gardener. So, you interested?” “Are you Prince Charming?” Violet stared at his face as she questioned. Charming suavely stood back and grinned at her, “Why, yes I am.” “Why are you interviewing me?” She was sure she threw off the dim witted prince she had heard about. “Oh? You think I would let a servant interview such a magnificent creature?” He had hit a soft spot and Violet blushed at his “complement.” “You don’t have to answer right now,” He slid towards her and wrapped his arms around her waist. Violet was on the edge of pushing his away until she gazed into his beautiful light blue eyes. It felt like the most romantic moment to her all it needed was the kiss. The kiss she had seen in movies so many times and as she sat in the sticky, velvet chair. She wanted to be that very, beautiful woman kissing that very, dashing man. Her wish came true as the prince pushed his shimmering lips against her dry, cracked lips. The moment had taken to Violet and Charming had taken advantage of that. If you catch my drift you know where thins is going, if you don’t know then I would say they are visiting “Woo Hoo” land. The next morning Violet had awoken to find an empty bedside. Typical, she thought, why did I sleep with him?? That sleaze ball! She grabbed her clothes and headed out the door silently regretting he whole thing. Oh sh*t! I work for him now!! F*CK!! (OMG what will happen now? BUT there is a delema, I have like up to 18 or so chapters in pics and a lot happens so uhhh the next Chapter will have less pics. Sorry but read more!);D yes that all I've got SO FAR *evil laugh*
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Post by Antilife on Mar 25, 2006 2:11:52 GMT
Lets hope you'll get most of your fans over here. You can tell to come if you want.
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Post by hawkeye on Mar 25, 2006 2:14:40 GMT
Ahh yes I will you are just so much sharper than I am antilife
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Post by Antilife on Mar 25, 2006 2:21:53 GMT
Why thankyou.
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Post by Dizzy on Mar 25, 2006 2:31:09 GMT
Yeah, an update! But what happened to the big nosed Maria (insert long name here)?
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Post by hawkeye on Mar 25, 2006 2:33:16 GMT
you'll seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Post by Antilife on Mar 25, 2006 3:02:00 GMT
oooooooooo! exciting.
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Post by Shell on Mar 25, 2006 7:18:48 GMT
Cant wait for more!
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Post by admin on Mar 25, 2006 7:29:53 GMT
Woohoo! I love this story! I'm so glad it's over here too!
*cracks open champagne*
YAY!
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Post by Dizzy on Mar 25, 2006 7:32:45 GMT
I love this story too. And I know it's a ways back there, but I really like how you did the montage when he was a teen and he's with a different girl in each picture. They gave me a little laugh ;D
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Post by hawkeye on Mar 25, 2006 8:05:45 GMT
thanks for all your comments, sadly I got caught up in playing charming and sorta forgot to update NOW I have to got to bed its midnight here and APPARENTLY I can't stay up in spring break
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Post by DejAng3l on Mar 25, 2006 11:16:55 GMT
glad to see another of my favorites stories here......update soon.....
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Post by hawkeye on Mar 25, 2006 17:40:30 GMT
Violet used most of her strength not to show her tears, even though she was alone she felt like she had company. Familiar warm hands grabbed her around the waist and her heart almost jumped out of her chest. She turned to see the handsome prince holding her waist. “God don’t do that it scared me to death!” Violet put her arms around Charming and rested her head on his shoulder. “Sorry babe. How are you?” Charming pulled the gardener closer to his body. “I’m fine…” Ohmygod he cares? Wow I guess he was mor-NO! One good thing isn’t enough proof. Her mind shouted at her to let go but she felt like she had no control over herself. “Last night was great, wasn’t it?” “Uhhh….sure.” She didn't really get what he ment. “So I was thinkin’ about goin’ to dinner tonight.” “Where are you going?” Charming paused to realized she didn’t get he was asking her on a date. “Violet,” that’s a first, he remembered the girl’s name! “I’m asking you on a date.” Violet felt her face burn with humiliation. To recover she chuckled lightly and accepted his invite. They pulled up at a nice restaurant and were immediately seated. (Dating the prince has many advantages.) They ordered joked, talked, and had awkward moments like when they both reached for the same fork, seriously it’s like teenagers. Charming certainly swept Violet off her feet near the end of the date he scooted over grabbed her head and just kissed the hell out of her ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- “Thanks Charming that was great.” Violet walked into her room and shut the door right on the prince’s face. He stood there for a moment seeing that Violet wasn’t playing hard to get she was hard to get. (End of Chapter 4!Ohhh What will happen next? Stay tuned and eat brownies)
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Post by hawkeye on Mar 25, 2006 19:42:20 GMT
Working on Ch.5 right now
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Post by Antilife on Mar 25, 2006 19:50:04 GMT
oooo! Great update!
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