"Who's a good kitty? WHO'S A GOOD KITTY?!"Hello, Hallo, Bonjour, Ciao, Hola, whateverhaveyou. :waves:
Welcome to the Greene Legacy!
This is where all the fun begins, eh Ryan & Biff?
Cookie Fest, meet Ryan Greene. Ryan, meet the world of Cookie Fest.
Here are his stats:Aspiration: Popularity
Lifetime Want: Own 5 Top-Level Businesses
(that's never going to happen, sorry m'love!)Sloppy/Neat: 8
Shy/Outgoing: 2
Lazy/Active: 5
Serious/Playful: 4
Grouchy/Nice: 6
Turn ons: Red Hair, Fitness
Turn off: Hats
He's got black hair, blue eyes, multiple piercings, a tanned skintone and is very sexy, if I may say so myself.
...and here is his partner in crime, Biff the cat!
(named after a character in Arthur Miller's "Death of a Salesman", and I also know that picture is crap but deal with it!)
Here are his stats:He's a
Genius,
He's
Hypazy (remember, cross between Hyper & Lazy),
He's
Friendly,
He's
Aggressive, and finally,
He's
Finicky.
This is their humble abode!
This legacy starts on the Season of Spring, just to explain the lighting.
Kate = loves the new Seasons lighting
...and take note of the pond.
Ryan gets fishing!
Come on lad, hook us a winner.
...a few Sim hours later and he manages to hook a big fat NOTHING. Not a sausage.
I hear a chorus of
"REEEEEEEEEYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOWW" &
*claw scratching noises*, and realise that Biff is destroying something.
After zooming over to him, we find that he's destroying the crappy sofa.
Damn it, cat!
"You are not to destroy my furniture, m'kay?! I don't want to have to read books on the floor, thank-you!"Oh look, the newspaper!
Do you think Ryan realises that his cat is staring intently upon him whilst he's trying to look for a job?
*shrugs*
Ryan has two wants of either getting a job in the Culinary career, or the Journalism career.
Luckily for me the Culinary career pops up, so Ryan becomes a Dishwasher.
This is the Gardening Club woman that comes with Seasons.
Her name currently slips my mind, but she likes to ring the doorbell and wait until someone talks to her.
Lets just say Ryan ignored her.
To make time pass a little quicker, Ryan catches some butterflies.
I, uh, kinda forgot about them and they soon died. As you'll see a bit later...
The Welcome Wagon arrives!
It's the usual line-up: Brandi LeFrenchWoman, Benji "Big Nose" Long, and Marissa Icanneverrememberhersurname.
Everyone knows he's sexy. See, they're all thinking about his sexy face.
"Not very many people know this, but I feel so close to you guys! After all, I'm always turning up on the Welcome Bandwagon with you... anyway."
"I secretly enjoy cross-dressing. I have the cutest pair of pink shoes!" :yikes:
Uh, do you mind? This is Ryan's pond, not a community pond!
Go get your own pond! :hissyfit:
OI! DAMNIT!
Put that fish back! It's Ryan's! THAT'S RYAN'S FISH!
Oh Brandi, not you too!
Upon seeing that his company are too busy fishing in his pond and stealing his fish, Ryan jumps at the chance to answer the ringing phone.
Some old lady asks him if he wants to go "Hang out" downtown.
Yes. Please.
Ryan gets a cab to the new Roller-rink that comes with Seasons... again, the name has slipped my mind.
It's too much singing and dancing to the Kaiser Chiefs last night. I have lost all ability to crack jokes and remember things.
Ryan gets his skates on.
Ahahahahahahaaha!
Pwned.
Your embarrassment of falling on your ass will be documented forever m'love. I have a screenshot, and will never let you forget it. :rnrs:
After many tumbles onto his ass, Ryan has had enough and goes home to get some shut eye.
Night night Ry, sweet dreams!
*in the style of those cute cat sign-esque things*
On ur counter, next to tha dead butterflies.
...that is one messed-up collar.
It's 6AM, and like the good, obedient Sim Ryan is, he fishes in the pond.
...and look, he actually CAUGHT something this time! I think it was a Catfish.
Now, what kind of legacy would this be if we didn't have an obligatory fire picture in the first update, eh?
*has just remembered that she didn't have a fire in the first update of the Quinn legacy*
Damn it.
Uh, Biff, I don't think you want to get any closer to that fire, so stop moaning.
"Look Biff! This is what we'd be doing if the Fireman never came to put out the fire!"
*insert dying actions and noises here*Ryan heads to work for his first day as a Dishwasher.
Pleasebringhomeapromotion, pleasebringhomeapromotion!
Oh, and NOW she chooses to turn up. Whilst Ryan's at work.
I don't like you.
Whoops, I forgot to mention that Biff got a job in the Security career track.
He's a Snooper Deterrent.
Ryan gets home (in the rain) and brings home a promotion! He is now a Drive Through Clerk!
HOORAY!
(Yes, and I know it just looks like he's arriving home from work. He really got a promotion though, honest! Otherwise why would I tell you he got one if he didn't?)
The rain soon turns to snow.
Weird weather.
...but then, a few Sim-hours later, the snow turns into rain again.
Extremely weird weather.
See, even Ryan is staring out of the window at the weather in both confusion and shock.
Despite owning a pet-bed, Biff would rather take a trip on the wild side and camp outside.
Well, not camp, but sleep.
The next morning as Ryan heads outside to grab the newspaper, he gets scared by a big bad dog.
Ahahahahahahaha!
*in the style of those cute cat sign-esque things*
*if you've never seen one, click
here*
On ur shoulder, contemplatin' whether to scratch ur back up
"Please find me a match, oh mystic one!"Ryan has a whopping 583 Simoleons to spend, and he's decided he's going to blow it all on one woman.
"583 Simoleons?! Is that it?! *grumbles* Right sonny, you've asked for it..."Uh, how about no, Mystic Match Maker? (MMM!)
I hate you.
*in the style of those cute cat sign-esque things*
In ur living room, watchin' tha flies.
Ryan returns home from work that evening... and has been promoted to a Fastfood Shiftman!
Shame he's returned home in such crappy weather, though.
Ryan seems to always be acknowledging the weather.
"Raiiiin! Oh noez, why me, why always me?!"He gets a call from the old lady who the MMM tried to hook him up with, and simply tells her where to go.
"Look, the Mystic lady is just weird in the head, 'kay? I don't want anything to do with you! M'kay? Leave me alone!"Awwwwwwww! :shy:
Ryan doesn't really understand the concept of chess.
Either that or he can't decide which pawn to move.
Hahaha, pwned again!
I've documented yet another embarrassing moment with a screenshot.
You will never live this down Ryan... mwahahahahahaa!
Why is he earning Fishing Badge points for catching an Old Boot?
Do you think we should tell Biff that he's supposed to eat the food, not pull funny faces at it?
Ryan has been promoted again... and now he's a Waiter! (yes, I did miss a promotion - I think I missed Host).
Check out that sexy uniform! But ignore Albawhatever.
Ryan heads downtown to celebrate! Well, no. He heads downtown because I need to find him a lady!
He leaves just as Biff's carpool arrives. Aww, how friendly. Not.
Poor Biff, being left at home...
Ryan arrives at FM, probably whilst Biff is patrolling the streets.
We head inside to see...
...Ryan ordering a "Poured" drink from the barmaid, and...
...some random cat upstairs destroying the furniture.
Whoops.
Ryan climbs into the Photo-booth and takes some Goofy photos!
In a moment of confusion I thought somehow the photos had been taken with the other hair identical to his but swooping the other way... then I realised I was just looking at the picture from the wrong way.
OOPS.
Uh, why are you cleaning Ry? It's not your job to clean up a community lot!
Damn over-clean Sims...
I tell Ryan to scope the room, and funnily enough he finds himself attracted to yet another old lady.
What is with Ryan and the older woman?!
Will Ryan ever be attracted to someone of his own age?
Just what is it about gray hair that turns Ryan on?! He's supposed to be attracted to red hair!
How long will it take me to find Ryan a suitable mate?
How is Biff getting on as a Snooper Deterrent?
Is this legacy any good compared to the Quinn legacy?Find out next time in Part 1.2 of the Greene Legacy!
(whoops, almost typed Quinn then... sob!)