GENERATION 3: UNI UPDATE!
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I've decided upon showing this differently from the previous University update.
Last time I incorporated the University pictures into the last part of Gen 2. This time however, I'm going to do it as a stand-off part - just so the next update doesn't drag along (a bit like the previous part, 3.6).
So, here's the gang at Uni and some of the key events whilst they were there!"YEAH! Obligatory naked torso picture of me as a thanks for making me your next heir! OH YEAHHH!!"
University Courses!David has chosen to study
Economics,
Charlie has chosen to study
Philosophy,
Jack has chosen to study
History,
Milo has chosen to study
Drama, and finally,
Audrey has chosen to study
Literature.
To get the ball rolling, I call up the MMM (Mystic Match Maker) as I have a hefty 10K in the Piggy-bank and want to hook David up on a date.
Unfortunately he has to go to class, so I find Charlie a hot girlfriend instead.
Falling from the sky, we get this chick.
She's not too bad; she'll probably look nice with a makeover.
Why on earth do they roll wants to Pillow Fight on dates?
That would be the last thing I'd want to do on a first date.
After working them extremely hard, Charlie gets his first kiss!
All together now, "Awwwwwww!"
*TV-Documentary-esque voice*
...And here we join the Jack primate. Having been extremely exhausted from using the treadmill too much, he has fallen asleep in his food.
As you can see, he doesn't appear to be waking up any time soon...
6AM.
"HUH WAAA???!!"
Milo + Audrey = matching PJ's to the max, MON!
Looks like someone knows how to charm a lady... eh eh, Charlie?
David finally gets around to calling the MMM.
"OH! I want someone SEXY! And also someone who is attractive in every way... but that may be hard as I'm attracted to Cologne and Swim wear."
Milo = "Wtf loser!!!1"
Ok, being ugly is one thing.
But being ugly and thinking about your TWIN BROTHER?
She deserves a kick up the backside.
OK, GO HOME UGLY LOSER CHICK.
"We're going to have seasons SO SOON, bruv! Next week it'll arrive in the post for Kate, and we'll be relaxing in the sun... OH! It'll do wonders for my complexion!"
Audrey = thinks she could give Capt. Jack Sparrow a run for his money
Ohai.
Do u mind usin' muh facilitiezz?!!11
G0wayz. Kthx.
"I'm always wondering how birds stay in the sky... I've never seen one before though, especially considering we don't have them in this game."
Why would you try and impress a girl by talking about birds?
Meh, it seems to work though... she looks like she's interested. Doh.
Uhhh, yuck?
David = pulls Miss. Cow
(yes, it's a girl inside that costume)
OMIGAWDZ FITE!!!!1
Milo, what are you doing standing in the midst of it? Get out the way!
Milo + Jack = hating every minute
David = LOVING every minute
GROWING UP TIME![/u][/size]
Before.
"Hi man. Like, I'd love to grow up please. Cheers dude!"
After.
"Duuuuuuude! I have Benji Long trousers! GNARLY!"
Before.
"'Ya see this face? Ok maybe you don't as I'm on the phone, BUT PRETEND YOU DO. 'Ya see this face? It wants to be sexy. GROW ME UP BABE!"
After.
Audrey is a punk-rocker with
flowers confetti in her hair.
Before.
"I look scared shitless, but nonetheless I'd like to grow up please."
After.
I wouldn't be grinning if I was wearing that fugly jumper.
Before.
"Ohai, can I be sexy when I grow up, Mr. Grow-Me-Up dude? I want to flaunt my good looks and show Cookie Fest what they're missin'!"
...Yes, Charlie was my favourite.After.
Charlie = model in the making
Final one!
Before.
"Hi! I'm the last one now... but I'd like to grow up, please?"
"What do I want to be? Uhhh... I know! SEXY!"
Guy on the other end of the receiver: "Yeah, just like the rest of them.""OMIGODZ what is happening to me?!??!!"
Yes David.
Giving the wall an evil look will stop you from feeling funny.
"Wow... I'm wearing a fugly shirt and I have confetti for a nose!"
"Oh yeah, wall... you want me, don't you. Look what you're missing, Mr. Wall."
See you soon for part 3.7 of the Quinn Legacy, m'love!
...And that concludes the University update. I hope you enjoyed the show. [/center]